Things I Won’t Miss When I Die

Based on yesterday’s post about the lists Nora Ephron wrote, here is my list of some of the Things I Won’t Miss When I Die. 🙂

Asking for no onions every single time I go to a restaurant

Birds waking me up at 4am

The sound of the bathroom exhaust fan

Hotel room key cards that don’t work by the second day

More emails than I can read or answer

Arguing

Cleaning

Being too hot

Being too cold

Spiders

Every single creepy bug, snake, pest, etc. that freaks me out

Spiderwebs across the sidewalk when I’m running or walking (Yes, this really bothered me this morning!)

Clutter

People who toss their cigarettes on the ground

Road Rage

Insomnia

Never-ending noise of city life

Time constraints

Peas and carrots

Cigarette smoke

The sound of fluorescent lights